Piesse in our time!

[barnwoodjim]

Let us have peace!?
>>
>> > Airline Flight
>> >
>> > Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a
>> > window seat and the other sat next to him in the
>> > middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down
>> > in the aisle seat.
>> > After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
>> > wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab
>> > in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a
>> > coke."
>> > "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle
>> > seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one
>> > of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in
>> > it.
>> > When the Marine returned with the coke, the other
>> > Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one,
>> > too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
>> > While he was gone the other Arab picked up the
>> > Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine
>> > returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
>> > As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his
>> > feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had
>> > happened.
>> > "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.
>> > "How long must this go on?This fighting between our
>> > nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting
>> > in shoes and pissing in cokes...?"

[arlington]

Yep,that was worth the read.

[Whiskers]

LOL!!! I'd rather have the spit in my shoes I guess if I had to choose.

[Hoot]

I'M SO VERY GLAD THAT I DON'T DRINK COKE.