Hoot
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SOUTH
Aug 30, 2006 21:35:35 GMT -6
Post by Hoot on Aug 30, 2006 21:35:35 GMT -6
> > HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH > > 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work > boots. > > 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo > magazine > and your NRA magazines. > > 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. > > 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and > Slim, > I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls > -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I > don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the > blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait > outside. >
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