Hoot
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Post by Hoot on May 17, 2006 12:05:33 GMT -6
How Blonde Was She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Me xican phone company
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Post by yeehaw on May 17, 2006 18:03:04 GMT -6
That's a good one.
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Post by Wolfman on May 19, 2006 1:35:59 GMT -6
I take it your not Blonde Hoot? ;D
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Hoot
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Post by Hoot on May 19, 2006 15:23:26 GMT -6
;D YES WOLFMAN, I AM VERY BLONDE, I WAS BORN A TOEHEAD, AND IT'S STILL BLONDE. IT'S JUST THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENTS BETWEEN A BLONDE, AND A AIRHEAD. MY PA ALWAYS TOLD ME,"NOT TO WARE MY FEELINGS ON MY SLEEVES, THEY WOULD GET HURT", BLONDE JOKES DON'T BOTHER ME, MOST OF THEM ARE ABOUT AIRHEADS, WHICH I'M NOT. ;D AS A MATTER OF FACT, HERE IS MY FAVORET BLONDE JOKE OF ALL. WHY DO SOME BLONDES HAVE SQUARE JUGS? ? THEY FORGET TO TAKE THE KLEENXS OUT OF THE BOXS!
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Post by Wolfman on May 19, 2006 22:34:02 GMT -6
Never seen no blondes with square jugs. I have seen one or two that faintly smelled of cantelope or water melon though...lol
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