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Post by slabmaster on May 18, 2006 21:34:37 GMT -6
i aam always 20 minutes early my wife is always 20 minutes late. we have been planning a vacation since january 10th. we have a cabin on the beach rented for 5 days and after that its tent camping with the skeeters and gators at Big Lagoon sp. for 3 nights. now we got some gettin ready to do . rods reels tackle . toys and games for my youngen. then all the campin stuff. plus paack the clothes and such. i have been ready for 3 days . as i type this my better half is at home gripin about all the stuff she has to get done before we leave. so how bout it are you a getter done or wait till later type ?
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Post by Hoot on May 18, 2006 21:44:23 GMT -6
;D IF I KNOW THAT I AM GOING ON A TRIP, I AM READY TO GO THE NIGHT BEFORE, UNLESS IT IS A LAST MINUTE DISSION, THEN I CAN BE READY IN ABUOT THIRTY MINUTES. ;D GET-ER-DONE!
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Post by Whiskers on May 18, 2006 21:44:26 GMT -6
Well I wait untill almost time before I start but I have already made out a list or have it memorised and I know when I need to start packing.I know exactly to the minute when I want to leave and I expect everyone to fall in line at the right time.However Buttons starts early and is always the last one ready.lol!
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Post by slabmaster on May 18, 2006 21:51:13 GMT -6
heres one that kills me . i dont care where we go in the car. when we get there i can garuntee you my wife can and will find something that needs to be piddled with before she can get out and go in. if we go to wal mart my kid and i will be in the store and half way to the sportin goods before my wife gets thru diggin thru the back seat for some cuepon she has for god knows what . then when she gets in the store she probably will pick up said cuepon item but put it back before she gets to check out. so if you find a lean cuisine banquet dinner stuffed under a bag of oreos in your local wally world wife of slabmaster may have been there . lol
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Post by Wolfman on May 19, 2006 1:56:11 GMT -6
Procrastination. Here i read the thread thinking it's going to be about 'Thinking about a prostate exam' and it's about normal stuff like women always being late. Guys don't you remember the worst time she was ever late? Yep, then them words 'i need to make a doctors appointment...daddy'...lol
God forbid a womans ever on time or EARLY for anything. The stars would fall from the skies, rivers would run backwards, the rocky mountains would crumble to dust and the sun would burn out all in an instant.
I usualy know right where everything of mine is at "unless" the ex or girl get their grubby lil paws on it and 'put it up'. Which usualy entails they forget they even touched it let alone where they put the d@mn thing. It's like a frigging easter egg hunt for camoflauged eggs! I disgress...lol Anyway, i know where my stuff is so i usualy wait till the last day so things are strowed everywhere. Dig em out and set it by the door and im ready to go the next morning. Well the Ex can't find her nose with both hands and the kids even worse. Neither one is very good about putting things up and neither one puts things up in the same place twice. On top of this both usualy wait untill the last minute to 'find' their stuff. So a 'quick trip' usualy entails at least two hours of hunt and seek before we can exit the door. Thats if i help em.
I once told em to grab their rain coats and boots and head for the truck to run to dads when a tornado was sighted about 10 miles from us and comeing. By the time 'found' their coats n boots as well as the mundane lil items they felt compelled to grab the thing was flying over the house. If i plan on being somewhere on time i make plans on going by myself...lol
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Post by Wolfman on May 19, 2006 1:57:43 GMT -6
You know, after a brief contemplation of the subject ive come to this conclusion. If a woman is ever on time or is on time regularly, she has to be a Lesbian.
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Post by Whiskers on May 19, 2006 12:05:57 GMT -6
Whewww! Your playin' with fire there Wolfie,lol!. The scariest words around here is "I put it up" That's code for I haven't the foggiest idea what I done with it.Happens all the time,I lay something down where I know I can find it when I need it and Lord help me the lil' woman will "put it up" so it will be easier to find.I'm still looking for most of the stuff she put up."Sometimes" she can find it after that but more often than not it's some mystery like it just fell off the face of the earth.Now I better leave it at that because she might more than likely be on here to defend herself and she might try to turn the story around.lol!
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Post by donkey on May 19, 2006 12:25:32 GMT -6
Geee, I dont have the "wife or kids" excuse.
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Post by Hoot on May 19, 2006 14:56:33 GMT -6
You know, after a brief contemplation of the subject ive come to this conclusion. If a woman is ever on time or is on time regularly, she has to be a Lesbian. WOLFMAN, I AIN'T NO LESSIE, AND I'M MOST ALWAYS READY TO GO, WHEN IT'S TIME TOO GO, THIS IS ONE GIRL YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT ON. I THINK MORE LIKE A MAN, THEN THE NORMAL WOMAN. SINKER SAYS HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING, SUCH AS GO FISHING, AND BY THE TIME HE HAS THE PICKUP LOADED, AND THE BOAT HOOKED TO THE TRUCK, THIS GIRL IS READY TO GO. ;D
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Post by Whiskers on May 19, 2006 15:06:04 GMT -6
I will have to say Buttons can be ready to go fishin pretty quick,she grabs her pole,tackle,and ice water and she's ready to go.That's faster than I can hook up the boat.
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Post by Wolfman on May 19, 2006 22:43:04 GMT -6
Key words Hoot...lol Most always still means your late sometimes so your not a lesbian...lol Whiskers, the dreaded words around here are 'I put it up' or 'I don't Remember'. The ex says she put it up which in man talk means i seen it and i moved it and i got no d@mned idea where in he!! it's at!...lol Im still looking for some of my stuff she 'put up' 10 years ago. Amber moves something or puts it up 'somewhere' and immediately forgets she even touched it let alone where she might of put it. And that could be anywhere in the house. Closet, bathroom, cabinet, anywhere. Don't matter where it 'should go', she puts it where she wants to put it. Youd be surprised at what ive found and where ive found it at...lol
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Post by Buttons on May 19, 2006 23:07:35 GMT -6
If you men would open your eyes and look around once in a while you might find what your looking for.I think Whiskers looks up in the air with his eyes closed and then hollers "I can't find it" lol!
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Post by Hoot on May 20, 2006 7:47:43 GMT -6
If you men would open your eyes and look around once in a while you might find what your looking for.I think Whiskers looks up in the air with his eyes closed and then hollers "I can't find it" lol! BUTTONS, I THINK YOU JUST MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING THERE, I SEEN THAT SAMETHINGS MANY TIMES I MY LIFE.
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Post by Hoot on May 20, 2006 7:57:09 GMT -6
WOLFMAM, NOT MEANING TA STEP ON ANY TOES,BUT IF YOU MEN FOLKS DON'T WANT US WOMEN FOLKS PUTTING YOUR STUFF, WHERE YOU DON'T THINK IT SHOULD BE, YOU ALL SHOULD NOT PUT IT WHERE IT DON'T GO, AND FORGET YOU DROPED IT THERE.
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Post by Wolfman on May 20, 2006 8:09:37 GMT -6
Us menfolk put it where we can find it and/or where it belongs. it's you silly women folk that come along and start stuffing things where a NORMAL person would never put it or think to look for it!...lol Meddleing, women folk is always a meddleing. Find a single man you got to try and set him up with a single girlfriend, just can't leave well enough alone. Find a single woman, got to try and set her up with some rich lawyer or doctor. Just can't let nature take it's natural course. Always got to try and sail into the wind. And we do look. It's women folk that can look right at something from a foot away and hollers 'i can't find it!' If it has'nt been 'meddled with' us men folk can always find our stuff.
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